Hey guys, lets call a spade a spade. When you take/post a selfie 90% of the time its because you think you look smokin ass hot. Can we all just drop the pretense of being philosophical and introspective when we are doing this? Please don’t post a pic of you in a bikini and say “be a seeker of everyday magic”, or “breathing dreams like air”. Just say “Can you see that I’m hot?” or “Can we all agree my ass is outstanding?” Chances are, we can. OR…make me really happy and have a personality. Post a smoldering look with just the right amount of cleavage and say “I have diarrhea today”. And side note, why is diarrhea so impossible to spell? I literally have to look it up every single time. And, yes, I think I may write it more than most people. So its a problem for me. But that is not the topic here. Let me bring you back to the subject…your selfies are self indulgent and stupid and even more offensive when you frame them with horrible quotes and attempts to look like you care about anything other than you and your social media presence. Get a friend to take a decent picture of you. Or if you don’t have a friend because you’re terrible and you post too many duckface selfies, get a stranger to take a beautiful picture of you. With some scenery. Not just your giant face with a touch of tits. This is my public service announcement.
Selfies and Captions on Selfies
